Let Me Solo Her is exempted from a 180-day Elden Ring suspension after the FromSoft cops arrested him for installing Fortnite Dances
Under the Tsar's reign, revolutionaries would sing the song You Fell Viol (Vy zhertvoyu Pali) to honour fallen comrades. In secret rooms, they would sing under lamplight: "You fell victim to a fatal battle, out of love for the people. You gave everything you had for their lives, honour and freedom."
These lyrics no longer remind me of the great radicals from old. They remind me now of Let Me Solo Her - jar-headed Hercules, our 2022 gamer year, who spent years helping Elden Ring gamers overcome the game's toughest bosses. What is a hero for a tyrant, though? LMSH announced a few days ago on X, “The Everything App” (via GamesRadar), that he was hit with a 180-day ban on online play for his main account around six months ago. His crime? Spreading joy by dancing.
All right. He was spreading joy by modding Fortnite dances into the game. Uncle FromSoft did not seem to be pleased. Elden Ring's Easy Anticheat tech did not like LMSH messing around with the game files to get his zoomer dancing in there and slapped a ban on him as a result.
Yes, it's a tragedy and an injustice. But there is a happy ending. As of yesterday, LMSH ('s main Elden Ring Account) is free and upright. He has been released from the ban and is now allowed to leave Alcatraz, which is an offline version of the game. He can now play in our games again and beat bosses. At least until he modifies Rick and Morty or something into the game.
LMSH had a great 2024 with the release of Shadow of the Erdtree earlier this year. It took him three hour to get over his jitters, and start clowning the DLC's DLC end-boss. At that point, he became Let Me solo Him and Let Me solo Them - think of it as three hypostases combined in one guy, similar to the Holy Trinity with a uchigatana - and began clowning Erdtree as hard as he does Malenia. You'll be a hero for me, LMSH, no matter what the anti cheat cops say.
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