Biker Mice from Mars Critic Reviews

Not only should you never buy, rent, or play this game, you should not even look at it on store shelves. Also, don't even give it to people you hate.

It's mindless, it's violent, with nothing but shooting and punching (no blood, but still violent), and repetitive in the extreme, making for a painfully boring waste of three hours of this reviewer's time. I dived on this grenade for you - don't let my sacrifice be in vain!

Biker Mice From Mars is a total waste of time. We can't put it any more succinctly than that.

Even with expectations duly lowered to allow for the usual make-do approach taken to most licensed kids games, the sheer hideousness of this title still crept up and sucker-punched me right in the soul. There's not a single element of this game that is fun, even in the most tangential use of the term.