Crusty Demons Critic Reviews

Crusty Demons is crusty, and that's the reason to love it.

Crusty Demons will definitely appeal to the beer-chugging frat boy side of your brain far more than the serious cycle sim side, but that's a good thing in this case. The super stupid excellence here does have a few flaws, but this is the sort of game that does extremely well the less you rationalize it as some sort of earth-moving gameplay experience.

You've played this game before, but action-sports fans with a sick sense of humor should still suit up for the ride.

Crusty Demons isn't going to be the highlight of anyone's collection, but for fans of extreme sports games, it's worth playing, and those amongst you that enjoy watching people getting hurt doing dumb tricks (you know who you are) will likely get a kick out of it too.

Although maybe not pulled off with aplomb, Crusty Demons takes advantage of a developer's decent gameplay engine and musters up an entertaining extreme experience.

Ground tricks are frustratingly hard to perform, but otherwise, Crusty Demons will make sicko adrenaline junkies smile.

If you're still not tired of the extreme-sports trick performing/exploration formula, Crusty Demons offers a pleasant but outdated rendition of Tony Hawk style gameplay at a bargain price.

Sadly, the gruesome body flinging missions are few and far between. Much of the to-do list in Crusty Demons was already stale on a skateboard.

The concept is sound and original. Hopefully the developers will make the game more action/adventure-oriented to break up the monotony.

A unique storyline and bland, generic gameplay still make for a bland, generic game.

Crusty Demons should be left collecting dust in a bargain bin near you.

The best part about Crusty Demons is its sense of humor. It realizes it's a game that doesn't make any sense. This accounts for prostitute missions, the drunk girl roundup in Tokyo, and the pimp hitting mission in New York. Too bad the missions are so aggravating to play.

While its design flaws make the game rather frustrating to play, the real treat is in trashing the terrain and slamming you rider through a glass window.

About 10 years too late. If it had come out around the time the films first started appearing (1995), it may have set the gaming world on fire. As is, it's just another freestyle also-ran.

The overly sensitive dirt bikes simply don't have the physics for the rigors of competitive driving, leading to spill after spill.

It's easy to appreciate the conceptual twist Crusty Demons puts on traditional extreme motorcross games; it's too bad that the game never really rises above its promising concept.

Crusty Demons is fun not because it's a good game, but because you get to use ragdoll physics to beat annoyingly stereotypical characters bloody by flinging them through the air at 130 MPH.

Simply put, there are a lot better bike and extreme sports games out there.

While the concept sounds cool, the execution is poor. You can only laugh at your body crumpling from being flung into the side of a building for so long.

Crusty Demons is a pretty bad game, folks, one that blindly robs from plenty of better games and only avoids the GR toilet because it lets you hurt yourself a lot.