Wanking Simulator Critic Reviews

Wanking Simulator is Goat Simulator with sperm. A sea of sperm.

Wanking Simulator is just another bottom-of-the-barrel Steam game, and one that isn't as silly as its name suggests. Not a speck of humour can be found within, and the gameplay is unbelievably boring, as the sandbox world is almost devoid of things to do. You are better off doing the real thing. The best things in life don't cost £9.99, after all.

Wanking Simulator is definitely one to avoid. A game like this needs to either push boundaries or act as a mirror of an existing game, but it does neither. Instead, it's a boring and disappointingly tame short sandbox experience that fails to live up to the impudence of its name.